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When a Man Tells the Absolute Truth

Author: Marc Girolimetti
Published: August 26, 2010 at 9:48 am
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How many times in your life have you wanted to go Mystery Science Theater 3000 on a commercial, especially a horribly produced infomercial for a product that never should have left the inventor's frontal lobe?

Well, folks, somebody is listening and has decided to grant you your wish.

My dear friend, Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald, proprietor of TownieNews.com took an infomercial and dubbed in an entirely new voice-over that puts the truth in advertising.

This is definitely a NSFW video, so depending on the atmosphere in your office put on the headphones or crank the volume.

Not too many videos make me laugh hard. In fact so hard that Jacoby Ellsbury broke another rib.

 
 

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Article Author: Marc Girolimetti

Hey it's Marc G. Whatever you see from me here usually will be marinated for at least three days in humor and sarcasm. I try not to take things seriously. I'm from the Boston area and will never use Just For Men to cover my gray hair, because Keith Hernandez of the 1986 Mets, is their spokesperson. …

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