Man Takes Being a "Furry" to Whole New Level of Trash
How do you know when you've hit rock bottom as a local news reporter? You get stuck with stories like these. The latest entry in the White Trash Wednesday feature (see the banner up there) is this news story out of Pittsburgh, where a dog obsessed loser has petitioned the courts to legally change his name to "Boomer the Dog," after the 1980's television show. Wanna guess the outcome of that one?
Not only does unemployed Gary Matthews (who looks like a woman anyway) dress like a dog to "Furry" conventions - if you don't know what that is, Google it - but he also walks around the neighborhood in his Boomer the Dog outfit, barking at people. Quick question, when this moron gets hit by a car late at night, does it count as vehicular manslaughter or do they just toss him in the trash?
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