Pinkyshifters Are Better People Than Capslockers
FUCK YES TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS AWESOME. IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU JUST SNORTED TEN THOUSAND LINES OF COKE. IT DRIVES YOUR POINT ACROSS AS IF YOU HAD BALLS THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS. BUT ONLY IF YOU DO IT RIGHT.
There are those who type all caps after being a chump and pushing their capslock key in. These people are terrible. Typing in all caps with the capslock key is some PUNK ASS WEAK SHIT.
The only REAL WAY to type in all caps is by holding down the SHIFT key with either your right or left pinky. This means that you can't hunt and peck while typing; you have to know what you're doing.
Abraham Lincoln was a Pinkyshifter, and he freed the slaves.
But do you know who was a Capslocker?
HITLER.
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