The Paranoid Guide to Better Living
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living is just that -- a paranoid guide, for better living.
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Dec 09, 2011
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Rick Perry Insults Christians, Uses Faith for Hate
Rick Perry's new ad for his 2012 Presidential campaign is called "Strong." Paranoia thinks that it's really nothing but a "strong" 30 seconds of hate speech, covered up by religious rhetoric. -
Sep 10, 2011
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Ten Years of Fear (9/11 Never Forget)
On the 10th Anniversary of 9/11, Paranoia asks that you not remember the fear that gripped this nation, but rather honor the lives of those who died that day, as Americans. -
May 12, 2011
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Killing bin Laden - The Game
Paranoia takes a moment out of his gaming to question the morality of "Killing bin Laden" the game. We all like to play cops and robbers. -
May 01, 2011
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Remember the date, May 1st 2011 - almost ten years since 9/11, the United States finally has the body of bin Laden laying cold, on a slab. Osama bin Laden is dead. Dead and gone. Paranoia thinks that perhaps he's been in cold storage for a while, and now is just the right time to distract the American people from other pressing issues in the country. -
Apr 13, 2011
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: TSA Groping Hits a New Low
The TSA is under fire yet again, this time for patting down a six year old girl. Of course, video of the event surfaced and now everyone is in an uproar. Paranoia wonders, should we be outraged? Perhaps, just perhaps - we're doing it wrong. -
Apr 04, 2011
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Rutgers (and Snooki) Further the Dumbing Down of America
Snooki gets a $32,000 payday at Rutgers to speak about hair care and partying. Rutgers looks dumber for signing the check. -
Feb 15, 2011
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: America's Reading Comprehension Creates Controversy
Paranoia wonders why America seems to have such a problem with reading comprehension and why the media continues to take advantage of it. -
Dec 22, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: The Repeal of DADT
The repeal of DADT may have more far reaching consequences than we can fathom, or perhaps we're overthinking it. Paranoia weighs in on the subject. -
Nov 30, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Scanners & The Fat Wallets of Congress
Are the scanners in airports a matter of national security, or a matter of politicians making a buck? Paranoia muses on the subject. -
Nov 18, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: TSA Offers Radiation or Groping
The new TSA screening procedures are a clear violation of our Fourth Amendment rights. Paranoia says perhaps it's time for the people to stand up and revolt, and makes fun of the TSA some more. -
Nov 03, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: SOTB - Are Blogs Dead?
Paranoia wonders, "are blogs dead?" And if they are, who killed them and buried the bodies? Should there be an investigation? -
Oct 21, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: NPR, Liberal Sissies
NPR showed they are a unicorn-riding liberal powerhouse of political correctness and cowardice when they fired Juan Williams. -
Sep 29, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Wiretapping the Internet
In this week's Paranoid Guide, Paranoia waxes poetic about the Government's proposal to wiretap peer-to-peer communications. Keen! -
Sep 22, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: The Flu Shot
Hey hippies - get the flu shot for you and your kids. I don't want to get sick because you are too stupid and irresponsible with your families health. -
Sep 14, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Hikers or Spies?
This week Paranoia wonders if the three hikers currently being held by Iran are really hikers or if they are really spies. Either way, we need to get them home now. -
Sep 07, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Church Plans to Burn Quran
In this week's Paranoid Guide, Paranoia calls out The Dove World Outreach Center in Gainseville, Florida, who are unwittingly starting a holy war rooted in ignorance. -
Sep 01, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: John Cusack is Awesome
John Cusack pisses off Fox News. Fox News gets confused and throws out their VHS copy of Money for Nothing. -
Aug 25, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Buying a Campaign
In this week's Paranoid Guide, Paranoia discusses Rick Scott buying the GOP nomination for Governor in Florida - proving voters are really that stupid. -
Aug 19, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Obama is NOT a Muslim
In this weeks Paranoid Guide, Paranoia reveals that Obama is not in fact - a Muslim. -
Aug 11, 2010
The Paranoid Guide to Better Living: Google is Skynet
This week, Paranoia shares his belief that Google has aspirations to become Skynet, but is that a threat?
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