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Sarah Palin Opines on Immigration. Yippie.

Author: Thomas Myer
Published: August 02, 2010 at 10:59 am
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Apparently Sarah Palin had something to say about immigration this weekend, or so I'm led to believe after I witnessed both our dogs tilt their heads and howl at the far off screeching only they seem able to decipher. 

What the Quitta from Wasilla had to say went something like this: "Governor Jan Brewer (of Arizona) has the cojones that President Obama doesn't have to deal with the immigration problem."

Before I say anything else, I'd like to thank the Grizzly Mama in Chief for making me think of the Presidential Junk. (Or would that be the First Junk? I'm not sure.) I find that your day isn't complete until you try to measure up against the most powerful man in the world. 

Second, I'd like to invite you all to jump into this shiny flying DeLorean and take a trip back to 2004. Back when people would say reasonable things like, "Do you think it's a good idea to invade Iraq under false pretenses?" or "Have we really thought through this whole massive-tax-cuts-while-conducting-two-wars scenario?" and then be branded an unpatriotic, terrorist-loving  hippie. 

I would have loved to see the outcome of Hillary Clinton (say) publicly and viciously emasculating George W Bush while he was still in office. While America was at war. How dare you, Hillary, provide the right-wing punditry with all that outrage? 

Seriously, Hillary, you should be ashamed of yourself for saying such things, given that the 9/11 attacks happened under your husband's watch. I guess you Clintons weren't happy with simply running up those huge deficits and not creating those promised surpluses. 

Yes, yes I know, logical consistency, intellectual discipline, pfft. 

 
 

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