Feature: The Palin Report

Sarah Palin for President - LoL!

Author: Wilber Force
Published: February 04, 2011 at 5:58 am
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I can imagine what Sarah Palin would do in these days of foreign policy nightmare. The Middle East is in turmoil. North Korea is lunching missiles at our ally, South Korea, Russia is stepping back towards the 'iron fisted' style of governing, the developing world is getting crushed under the weight of the global economic recession, and the United States of America is divided into two very distinct camps which genuinely hate one another. Not to mention, our economic future is very bleak! You want Sarah Palin in charge to fix all of that and the hundreds of other issues that pop up on the American president's itinerary every single day?

During the 2008 presidential campaign, "Grizzly Mom" Palin and her cronies actually told their deadhead followers — elementary school drop-outs =- that Palin was more qualified and prepared to be president than then-candidate Barack (yes) Hussein Obama. I use Hussein because in these days of Arab-Muslim revolution, a president with a name like that =- not to mention his God-given abilities and diplomatic skills — is exactly what we and the world need.

Imagine if Ms. "Crosshairs" Palin was president at this crucial time. Yea — she would no doubt "man-up" and use those "Cojones" of hers to blow-up Egypt and all Non-Christian, non-gun-toting, and educated people (aka liberal elite).

The fear-mongering, unpatriotic people would rather prove some strange point by following "Mama Grizzly" than do what is best for the country — and the world. What qualifies Sarah Palin to be president? She's all about cash — she can't even spell PACKASTINE (LoL)!!!

 
 

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