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Madame Floretta “Fern” De Villiers, a.k.a. “Amanda Fox”, is an author of erotic fiction and commentary. The following is an excerpt from her weekly advice column.
Friday, May 27th, 2011.
Dear Fern,
I’ve been seeing this guy for a bit, like two months. We get along great – I like him and he likes me. Problem is, I’m not sure how serious he is about our relationship. When we are just hanging out, he seems pretty casual saying stuff like, “Yeah, well don’t get your hopes up of ever meeting my family or friends, babe. I don’t like you THAT much.” But then when we are having sex, his tune changes completely and he says things like, “Oh, Rachel baby. I love you to the ends of the earth. You are soooo beautiful! You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Did I mention that I love you and that I want you to be the mother of my children? I want to marry you right now, right this very instant. Get the justice of the peace in here, will you. Who cares if we’re naked and you have semen all over your leg?”
Now, don’t get me wrong. I wouldn’t mind it if we ended up together permanently. Joe’s a great guy. It’s just that I’ve been jilted many times before by men who say that I am too serious. So with Joe, I’ve been purposely holding back, not mentioning that I want ten children or bringing out my stack of Bride magazines. I guess my question to you is: how does a girl know when a guy is really serious and can you ever believe what they say between the sheets?
Sincerely,
Dream Wedding Planned For May 24th, 2014, Which Will Include Four Hundred Guests, Eight Bridesmaids And A Cake Higher Than My Five-Foot-Two Mother
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