GETTING HOUSED: The First Hissy Fit of the Season on Big Brother!
What a day in the House! To sum up: nominations stayed the same, the saboteur made a silly message to pit BrendEl against itself and Brendon threw a fit.
But how did it happen? With a training montage, love songs and fake tears falling on fake breasts highlighted by fake hair. It was all really, really good though.
So after nominations, the two targets Brendon and Rachel, cried and made a spectacle of their depression. I think we are all a little sick of their crap. Brendon took it to the point where he makes fun of Matt’s height - this is after telling Rachel he is going to make it awkward for everyone. Nailed it!
Production put a bowling lane in the backyard for the guests to practice. Rachel walks away crying, having lost her virginity in a bowling alley - I am assuming. Brendon convinces her that everyone wants them to be miserable just like the rest of the house. Either that, or people don’t like d-bags.
So Rachel and Brendon practice into the night. As late as 5:30 am. The best part about this was the fact that it was shown in montage form with music similar to the industrial score from Terminator 2. Perfect. I’m pretty sure Rachel could be the T-2000, so I hope this opened up everyone’s eyes.
Match comes around and the rules are simple: after you bowl, choose someone to try and beat your score. Rachel went first, scored a six and of course, picked Kathy. The heavens shined down upon the Big Brother House today as Kathy found the skill to score a miracle eight with a last second 2-for-1 shot. She let out a loud “WOOOH!!!” and with that, Rachel cried.
Brendon was up next and knocked down three pins. “I feel like a monkey could have knocked down four pins.” Who said that? The love of his life, Rachel. The highlight of his terrible score was the hissy fit he had, throwing the last ball down the lane then calling the event crap.
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