GETTING HOUSED: Big Brother Gets 'Perfecter'
Let’s get Housed.
The first real item from Wednesday’s show worth mentioning was Enzo and his shirt which simply says, “GET THE FACE.” I hope I never find out what it means.
We of course continue where Sunday left us, which is Hayden nominating Brendon and Rachel for eviction. My sister named Hayden ‘Big Bieber’ because of his terrible haircut, and while I didn’t come up with it, I will be glad to use it.
When explaining to the cameras why he chose Brendon, Big Biebs says that Brendon is “mentally, unbelievable.” That’s right, Hayden can’t even fathom a world where someone is that smart. Later, about the nominations that he just decided and announced, Hayden said it, “Couldn’t have gone perfecter.” So when Hayden is impressed with someone’s smarts, you know we’re talking serious brainpower.
The sad nominations of the chemistry kids means they can feel for each other, then feel up each other and then make out. Rachel asks, “You like that?” Brendon says, “Yeah.” Smells like love.
For some reason, fresh off the PG-13 schmooze with Rachel, Brendon’s testosterone gets the best of him and sends him to Big Biebs’ HoH room where he, first threatens the Biebs, then tries to make a deal, then threatens him again. Love does that to some people.
I’m using this sentence to point out that, as predicted, Hayden is never in a shirt.
POV competition was food-related again. Hanging piñatas greeted guests as they walked outside, to which Rachel commented, “Crazy piñata siesta.” She then whispered and crept around for the rest of the day so the piñatas could get their rest. I might have made that up.
The piñatas were filled with stank mayo and a letter. Bust it open and spell the biggest word. You have ten minutes - go!
Brendon, fighting for his life, spells UNDERSTANDING and wins. That is a 13 letter word which is pretty well done considering the time he had, but the guests had no business getting their minds blown. They were in shock. Later, Brendon made it look like he had detached his thumb and Annie started washing his feet.
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