GETTING HOUSED: Andrew Remains the Worst Player on Big Brother
Big Brother Wednesday, as I call it in the personal diary I cry into nightly, kicked off with the boys saying, “Brah-GADE!” after the opening credits. I loved their enthusiasm. Sadly, it wouldn’t last.
The plan to backdoor Brendon (you’d love that, wouldn’t you Brendon?) took a hit when the veto competition consisted of Brendon, Rachel, Lane and then Andrew and Kathy representing the block and Matt representing HoH.
Odds were still stacked in the house’s favor (assuming the house wants Brendel out), but the fact that the power couple had a chance really gummed up the works.
“Veto of Fortune” was the name of the game and it had a carnival like theme. Enzo was chosen as host and was probably the best of the season. Putting him in the genie costume likely justified the scene of Andrew shaving his back. Say what you want about Enzo, aka Meow-Meow, aka The Face - and I have - but that man is a character. It looked like a Jersey act before, but that was probably helped by production. He is always lively, engaging, and just funny enough.
Enzo talked about being dry sexually for two months, he said he needs to unload on someone soon. He said it a lot and stressed on. But other than that, he is always talking to people, coming up with games, inventing new ways to make slop better, and still talking “mad game” with the Brahs in the Brah-gade.
The gist of the game was 'guess how many of something is on this table.' Somehow the most boring idea for a game got exciting when Andrew and Brendon were both one point away from victory. Tragically, Brendon won so we were subjected to another scene of Rachel saying, “Brendonnn, come here!” followed by her straddling him.
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