Anderson Cooper Offered $1 Million to Get Rid of His Signature Gray Locks

Author: Ellsworth Boyce
Published: August 23, 2010 at 7:18 pm
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Anderson CooperAnderson Cooper has reportedly been offered $1 million dollars, by a company called Rise-N-Shine, to get rid of his gray hair.They are the makers of a product called "Go Away Gray." Anderson Cooper would be required to take their pills for 60 days, and use Twitter and Facebook to share his experience.

If I were Anderson Cooper, I would try to start a bidding war between "Go Away Gray" and "Grecian Formula." After all, what's a million dollars to him, really, to change his whole identity? I have to be honest with you - I definitely recognize his gray hair more than his name.

He could even do a story on the lengths companies will go to in order to market their products using his own experience. I know I would watch that!

I hope, for Anderson's sake, that "Grecian Formula" wins. Who wouldn't want to brush in some hair color over taking a pill? Of course if you're my girlfriend, you're not only doing that, but a lot more. Another day I am glad to be a man — with no gray hair, mind you.

 
 

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I am a 45 year old, engaged, father of one, who loves to comment on just about anything. My interests range from political, to sports, business, even the craziness surrounding celebrities. I currently have a blog at www.ifthatwasme.blogspot.com where …

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