Lady Gaga on Her Vagina, Coke and Bad Romances
Lady Gaga is a freak. A talented, pervasive, ubiquitous freak. She's like Madonna on X and I have yet to decide if that's a good or bad thing. In any case, she's on the cover of Vanity Fair and has some wild stories to share about her creativity-reliant vagina, binging and purging, doing coke and dating all the wrong dudes. Sounds like a regular Saturday night for me.
Let's start with her vagina. Gaga told VF that she isn't dating anyone right now and that's for the best, because as she says, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina." Yes, and they are almost guaranteed to leave a deposit she could just as soon do without.
LG added: “I’m drawn to bad romances...And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”
I kind of understand what she's saying, sort of. If Gaga relies on bad romances to fuel her creativity, then a sexually satisfying and healthy relationship might strip her of that source of torment. However, I could be wrong. With Gaga, she may have some sort of conduit in her vajayjay which sends messages to her brain via orgasms, or...oh nevermind, I have NO idea what she's talking about.
Another interesting anecdote she shares is related to her past drug use and how her grandmother helped her see the light. Gaga states she was sitting on her bed eating a salad when she got a call from a big record company executive who wanted to meet her within 30 minutes. Gaga proceeded to puke up her guts, do a line of coke and head out to her meeting. Something in her sort of snapped and she details this upsetting event:
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