Piranha 3D Promises to Bite, One Way or Another
I really wanted to have Step Up 3D break my feature-length 3D cherry, but couldn’t find anyone willing to go with me. I know, I was shocked too.
Luckily, Avatar is being re-released (now with sex scenes!) and what better way to ruin my vision than the highest-grossing film of all time? Oh wait, here’s a way,
Piranha 3D. I know nothing of this film, other than the countless commercials, but I will assume the following about the plot: boobs, sex, piranhas, piranha sex, self-deprecating humor, being sad for Ving Rhames, being happy for Elisabeth Shue, and spring break. I just got myself pretty excited about the film.
To help me get even more excited is this early Oscar push by the film’s stars.
Here’s hoping Paul Scheer gives enough good 'Oscar' to get nominated.
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