Paris Hilton Detained For Pot Violation at World Cup
My favorite celebutart Paris Hilton was "detained" (is that what we're calling it now?) by authorities in South Africa after she was alleged to have been caught in possession of marijuana.
Hilton, the official spokesperson for Valtrex, was escorted from the Nelson Mandela Stadium in Johannesberg on Friday while attending the FIFA World Cup.
Sadly, it turns out that the pot in question belonged to a member of her entourage, not Paris herself, so she was released, and the police even apologized for misidentifying her as the culprit. The guilty party pleaded out, paid a fine and went on their merry way.
Meanwhile, Paris Hilton remains at large, free to both torment the masses with her stupidity and idiocy, while continuing her internal viral experimentation. CDC remains on high alert!
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