Laurence Fishburne Failed To Keep Daughter Off The Pole
Comedian Chris Rock's famous line that a father's only job is keep his daughter off the stripper pole has become a meme in its own right. And its cultural pervasiveness has stuck because, let's face it, it's true. In this day and age of female promiscuity masquerading as feminism, it's never been more important to be vigilant as a parent. Showing your snatch should NOT be a career move - but alas, for some misguided young women, that's exactly what it's become. I blame Paris Hilton for this - and everything else that's wrong with society.
The latest high profile dad to fail at this most important of paternal duties is acclaimed actor Laurence Fishburne (The Matrix Triology, Mystic River). His daughter Montana, 19, citing reality star Kim Kardashian (former BFF with Paris Hilton - see the connection) as inspiration, has forged her way into fame (infamy) via close-ups of her lady bits being used as a punching bag for all manner of depravity. Not that sex is depraved, but most porn certainly is.
Ike Turner's body double is NOT impressed, and the latest word is that he solicited the help of friends in an attempt to block the release of his daughter's, ahem, 'body of work,' to no avail. FoxNews reports:
Fishburne’s friends brought the money together and hired famed attorney Yale Galanter to make the offer to Vivid Entertainment, the company distributing the DVDs. But by the time Galanter reached out to Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch, it was already too late.
Worse yet, Montana, whose x-rated moniker is Chippy D (???), remains utterly remorseless about her actions, which have publicly humiliated her and her family:
"I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him. I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.”
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