Ashton Kutcher: Dumb and Dumber

The recent moves by Ashton Kutcher may well show he may well be as dumb as the character that made him a star on That 70's Show, Kelso. Let's just hope and pray that his upcoming divorce with actress Demi Moore doesn't turn into the parasitic relationship that Kelso had with Jackie.
According to his Twitter account, Ashton Kutcher likes to “make up stuff, stories mostly, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, and actions. Thats me.” That must have been what Sara Leal liked about him when Mr. Kutcher told Sara Leal that his marriage was on the rocks. Then the 22-year old Ms. Leal and 33 year-old Mr. Kutcher committed adultery after a wild party in his hotel suite.
“He told a group of his that he was separated” from Demi Moore, according to Us Weekly. After bumping Mr. Kutcher in the bathroom in a hotel suite, Ms. Leal admits to “some sort of attraction.” She jumped naked into a hot tub with Mr. Kutcher and other women, she “ended up being alone,” and “One thing led to another.” In addition, Mr. Kutcher didn't wear a condom either time they they had sex.
Apparently, Ms. Leal allegedly feels that Mr. Kutcher lied to her or made up stuff or at least omitted the fact that they were having sex on his sixth wedding anniversary.
“If I had know he was happily married, none of this would have ever happened.”
But this is not Mr. Kutcher's only recent action that shows he may be dumber than snot. Last week, Mr. Kutcher spoke out against the firing of Penn State football coach Joe Paterno on his Twitter account. He later un-tweeted his Twitter posting after his fans started trashing him on Twitter. In futher damage control, Mr. Kutcher has been scolded by his bosses at CBS for his defense of Joe Paterno.
(In case your head is in the sand too, Jerry Sandusky is accused of raping 8 little boys and likely many more while employed at Penn State in their football program.)
Perhaps his head was really buried in the sand like an ostrich or he was just in another naked hot-tub partying with a lot of naked women. Either way, he's either clueless and self-absorbed, or dumber than snot. Either way, his character acting may not be an act after all.



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