A Blogger's Wet Dream, Bristol Palin on DWTS
Sure, I wanted to hear that Lindsay Lohan was going to mambo with Maksim or that Heidi Montag was going to shake her bionic booty with Mark Ballas. How cool would it have been if the producers had coaxed Rachel Uchitel to demonstrate her rumored superhuman flexibility in the able arms of Derek Hough?
We've already had the pleasure of sex-tape diva Kim Kardashian proving that doing an entertaining horizontal hula doesn't necessarily translate into high-heeled heroism on hardwood, and we've learned the painful lesson from Kate Gosselin that having a litter of eight doesn't mean you can count in multiples of four...but NOTHING compares to this.
When the celebrities hit the floor in September on Dancing With The Stars, America's most famous unwed mother, Bristol Palin, will be shakin' what her mamma gave her...and better still, her mamma, that Russia watching, moose shooting, pageant winning, president-in-waiting, Sarah "Grizzly" Palin, will be front and center right next to the first dude, flanked by six burly guys in shades and ear-pieces. It's a blogger's wet dream.
With any luck, Kathy Griffin will show up courtside with Levi Johnston, and we'll be treated to the first televised DWTS catfight.
This is going to be the best season ever. The only way it could get any better is if they announce on Monday that Eliot Spitzer is going to be dancing with Cheryl Burke and Ashley Dupre with Tony Dovolani.
A guy can hope.
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