Lindsay Lohan's Obits Being Prepped, However Lilo Is Still Among The Living
Either this is the most passive-aggressive attempt to persuade a celeb into rehab, or Lindsay Lohan's on the edge of being the next celeb DOA.
According to TMZ, one-time actress Lindsay Lohan is in a downward spiral towards her demise. Professional associates close to the tabloid star say her life is out of control and she runs the risk of becoming the next Heath Ledger or Brittany Murphy. Even law enforcement officials are concerned. Silent on Lindsay's fate: her parents. Of course they're too busy fame-whoring themselves to worry about Lindsay.
Late last week there were pictures showing Lindsay falling into a yucca plant outside of a house party. True to form, Lindsay blamed the paps for "pushing" her. Sounds good, but no one's buying it. The speculation is, it was just another night of too much partying for the multi-rehabbed star.
To add to the growing alarm, Popeater is reporting sources within media have said they are prepping obits, hoping to avoid be caught off-guard by a sudden, but certain death. According to one news outlet higher up, "We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don't want that to happen again."
Lindsay is no stranger to trouble. Known for her self-destructive ways, addiction problems and stalled career, Lohan has become a one-woman anti-Midas, destroying all she touches. Once considered a promising actress, who wowed critics with her on-screen talent, hasn't had a hit since 2004 with the Tina Fey flick, Mean Girls. That's not to say she hasn't worked, she has. Problem is her personal life has deeply affected her professional life and she's become virtually unhireable.
I have defended her over the years based on her past performances, which had a lot of depth and character. I have also felt sympathy for her for having such shitheads for parents, but at almost 24-years old, it's time for girlfriend to start getting her shizzle together.
Now, you'll have to excuse me, I have an obit to work on it. Some might call it morbid, I like to think of it as "tough-love."
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