The Production Line

Welcome to the new home of The Production Line, your multi-media platform for all things Red Wings, including – but not limited to – jailsexing you nasty. Three displaced Detroiters now find themselves spread all over humanity, but are bound together by a deep-seeded love for the Winged Wheelers. We’re proud to introduce our new space — and welcome the newest member of our brotherhood — and promise to bring you the insight, analysis, and snark you’ve come to expect from the TPL brand. Rob Discher :: @512Disch A Michigan native and lifetime Wings fan, I’ve been described by longtime friends Salt N Pepa as having “a body like Arnold with a Denzel face” in their 1994 hit single “What a Man.” I currently reside in Austin, Texas and work as a PR flack. Michael Petrella :: @mpetrella Born to diehard Red Wings fans in Metro Detroit, I started skating as soon as I could stand upright. I played hockey my whole life – all the way up through college before moving to New York to work in television. While the ot